Collective noun for HAMPERS?

As I'm sure you're aware, without our 40+ Helpers the Mustard Seed simply couldn't be what it is.

 

And the officially accepted  Collective Noun for "Helpers"  - believe it or not - is  (get ready ..... )   :

 

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A HAMPER OF HELPERS  !   

 

Yes - that's right.  A Hamper of Helpers.   Ain't that just dandy?

 

Applying a bit of fruitloop logic, maybe we've also hit upon the right Collective Noun for Hampers... 

 

What do you think?

 

Anyway - while you're thinking - here for your delectation is now a picture of a  A HELPER OF HAMPERS: 

 

 

Wow! Don't they look stunning?  (There's six hampers in the picture; two of each of the three sizes: HUGE 14.99, ENORMOUS 19.99  & HUMUNGOUS 24.99 )   . 

 

Last orders for hampers is Friday December 3rd . In three weeks time.   Delivery is then on or before Sunday 19th December - well in time for Christmas.

 

You can order by phone (01367-241707) or email (karen@vogt.org.uk) or ORDER ONLINE HERE .  You can tailor your hamper(s) entirely to your own preferences - or enjoy the convenience of letting Karen do the choosing. With wine or without wine.  The contents are all Fairtrade, and the cellophane/cardboard wrapping is all biodegradable. The white expanded chips can even double up as breakfast cereal (seriously!) .   And the ribbon/rosette you can reuse .   

 

There's NO CHARGE for the making. So - they not only make fantastically good presents, but they're also fantastically good value for money. Oh - and did I forget to mention that they also help all our partners in developing countries?

 

Go on - give that special someone a special treat - you know they're worth it.  The sooner you can get your order in the better.