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Friday, 11 May 2012
Tickets for the Olympics: Now Available from the Mustard Seed
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"Excuse me - are you a Pole Vaulter" ? "No - I am a German - but how did you know my name vos Wolter? " This is...
Friday, 4 May 2012
May the 4th be with You
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Yes - May the 4th is indeed Star Wars Day - and we have a good reason to celebrate this at the Mustard Seed. Because - would you belie...
Saturday, 21 April 2012
Hey - I Moushtache you a Queshtion....
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Shorn whatshishname (well - unshorn actually) came into the Mustard Seed on Thursday. "Fantashtic - Finally, a shpecialisht moush...
Thursday, 12 April 2012
Your belly button - an Innie or an Outie?
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Innie or Outie? There were undoubtedly many such naval questions being asked on the Titanic exactly 100 years ago, as the waist band play...
Sunday, 1 April 2012
Mustard Seed Tackles Helmet Hair
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Did you know that, on average, motorists give cyclists with long fair hair 15.5 inches more room when they cut past them? So - are mot...
Thursday, 29 March 2012
What's a Hindu at Easter ? ...
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Egg : Is this the start of a bad yoke? Chicken : No seriously, who DID come first? Egg : Maybe the answer is in one of those Mustar...
Saturday, 17 March 2012
Take Action NOW: Stop Cruelty to Chocolate Chickens
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Instead of those barmy Brussels bureaucrats being busy banning bent bananas, they should be chickin' out the far from paltry problem...
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